My husband and my 6 yr old were wrestling around on the floor. Dad has 6 yr old pinned. 6 yr old heaves with all his might, “throwing” his father flat on the floor.
“Just stay there, Dad,” he says. “I’m bigger and I have the Force (Star Wars) with me!”
Dad starts laughing as he flexes his biceps. “Bigger? What crack are you smoking?”
6 year old levels his most steely of gazes. “Butt crack.”
Amber Argyle
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Oh my God! I snorted my diet coke.
So sorry about that. Burns, doesn’t it?
I was more fotunate than Anthony…I wasn’t drinking anything. I did splutter, laugh, and then have a coughing fit, lol. That was GREAT!
lol kids are awesome!
ohhhh now *that* is darling!
I’m supposed to let you know, my 6 yr old thinks you are all “batman cool” complete with the knowing nod and raised eyebrows, for liking his line.
He has absolutely no doubts whatever that you are ardent fans.
😉
That is hilarious! I had to share with my hubby, too, and he proceeded to chuckle. I laughed right out loud, though, and came back to read this three times before leaving this comment. Hehe. Your son sounds like one of my best friend’s boys. The Force is always with him, too, along with cracks about, uh, certain cracks. Hehe. 🙂