Don’t Eat Me
By my 9 year old son.
Reasons why not to eat me
I stink
I’m ugly
I’m full of fat (your diet, remember?)
I hate your cat
I’ll eat the mouse
In your house
I’ll mow the lawn
I’ll sweep the floor
I’ll vacuum your house
I’ll pick up the floor
I’ll throw away that banana from days of yore.
Just don’t eat me!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Amber Argyle
Author

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